Sunday, July 8, 2012

Uday and his look like. (Devil's Double)

  • Uday joined a Medical College to peruse a degree in medicine, After attending 3 classes he moved to an near by Engineering College and completed his degree with a first rank among 76 students.
  • Intoxicated Uday sliced down his father closest friend with a knife and pulled out his nerves, in a royal party.
  • He was declared 8 years of imprisonment, but he rarely spent 3 months in prison and he flew to Switzerland and appointed as assistant for Ambassador. But again he was expelled from Switzerland after repeated arrests.
  • After that he was appointed as Head of Olympics Committee. He tortured athletes who failed to win by hammering them to death and electric shocks.
  • He created accounts in Yahoo and MSN Messengers, later they were banned by US.
  • In 1993, he was shot on his private part in the markets of Bagdad by a Devil's Double.

His full name is UDAY SADDAM HUSSEIN. The elder son of Saddam Hussein.

He was a womanizer, rapist, drug addict, on a boring morning he used to pull out his Bugatti or BMW and drive to near by school. Select a pretty girl and sleep with her only for one night! More over he used to threaten the girl to beg him to f*** her! insane.

While his crime went on generating enemies and hatedness his life was at risk. He turns even more intelligent to find a man who is a look like. After some surgical operations he makes a ditto look like, so that he can save life and be where ever and when ever its required. Even Saddam, Stallin and Shah had look likes.

Saddam Hussein & Faoaz al-emari

Uday Saddam Hussein & Latif Yahia

He was greedy on Kuwait and the billions of Dollars Oil being skipped by his hands. When the Kuwait was on fire his nasty greed caused the end of proprietorship in Iraq. If not, even today Saddam would be ruling the Iraq.

The twist comes when Latif turns to be a gentleman. Latif gains more popularity than Uday by people and even by Saddam. And finally Latif becomes the major threat for Uday to an extent that Uday was shot on his private part in the open markets of Baghdad.

Since beginning I am more geeky about Arabs, I am passionate bout their life. And I love when person like Lee Tamahori brings it on screen so wonderfully.

Dont miss to watch 'The Devil's Double'


Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Brahmin and Buffalo

Many of my friends know a friend of mine 'Manja', one of my friend calls him 'philosopher' also. He was a teacher in a school and now he runs granite business. He is my all time friend, he is just like a duplicate copy of my heart. He is younger than me but seen and experienced everything in life. When ever we meet, we keep talking for whole night and we talk everything.



He is the best person when it comes to knowledge, it doesn't mean that he know everything but he know how to handle things. He is very good at communication. He is very interesting person and got simplest solution for greatest issues.

Last day we were discussing something and even I was in dilemma over that issue. When I asked him, he didn't spoke much but, he said, 'Mava (we call each other Mava, father -in-law!)

'Mava, did I narrated a story about 'Brahmin's buffalo' anytime?'

I said, 'no, you didn't'

he, 'then listen to this story, it may help you'

'Sure'

Once there was a Brahmin in a village, and he was much concerned about purity, hygiene, and cleanliness. He had a beautiful buffalo, which was giving lot of milk. Everything was good going until one day a villager ignited a gossip saying that, the Brahmin's buffalo eats shit! But, Brahmin didnt believed that in initial days, but the news went shredding like hot dogs in the village. One fine day Brahmin followed the buffalo and for god sake it ate shit!! So he thought of teaching a lesson to buffalo, and followed the buffalo with a stick in hand. When ever buffalo put its mouth near shit, the Brahmin hit it hard. after few days he observed, when ever he is behind the buffalo it didn't even smelled shit, but, the moment he is away, the buffalo again ate shit.

But, this time Brahmin tied the buffalo inside the cattle shed and fed it with green grass, vegetables, and left-out-food. He didn't let the buffalo go out for 2 months! Again days were fine.

After 3 months, Brahmin let the buffalo out of shed, thinking that it has got its lesson in 3 months and will not eat shit again. The next moment the buffalo was released, it ran like anything to outskirts of village searched for every piece of shit and started eating! though Brahmin was beating it like anything it never stopped eating!

Then, Manja said, 'Mava, there are people around us like the buffalo, and they cant stop eating shit. If you try to stop them, for the moment they act like not eating shit but next moment they do it again. One day they turn so shameless that they don't even care if you are hitting them from behind and they continue to eating shit. If you go on following it then you will be dumped in shit one day. But you cant stop them eating shit, if they have eaten it once then they don't mind repeating it'

If we are intelligent, leave the buffalo and let it continue eating shit. Meanwhile we can bring a cow and start using cow milk or never use milk. If we are so dependent on buffalo milk, then ignore the shit and continue using milk as if you are unaware of the buffalo eating shit.

I was so impressed :) and best lesson of that moment.

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Dear Mr. Valentine's Facebook Profile

A true love between 2 individuals is the super most power and the ultimate joy of life time. Only they can feel it, who are in there. My deepest greetings to all of them on this day. Pardon me for having cold shoulder while I write abut it. I am just trying to wipe tears that may flow after few years because of wrong choice. take it in positive way. Because in love, you never know it was a failure, until you shed tears and you are tired to wiping them from your cheeks.



"We had a lovely life so far, and yesterday also we been together. And, today she/he broke up with me. After getting committed with new one.


-Vary Smith

The love which is so pure, dedicated, futuristic and honest for you may be just a game for other one. And the above testimonial quotes it. 'getting a new one after break up' and 'breaking up after getting a new one' decides the price for past love. 'having a new one along with you' decides the un-billed price!

I quoted this from a article
which got recently published on one of my author friend's blog. I am not here to explain what is love? Nobody has to describe the love because as long as there is love there is everything, and nobody has to describe it. But, I thought of writing on the second phase of love. These days there are more break ups than the proposals. Its because we never think before falling in love. My advice is 'think before falling in love, and never think after that'

I would want you to answer a simplest question. So that you can avoid the huge debts in the near future.

What made you to fall in love? (First step of happy love)
List out top 5 reasons that made you to fall in love. If your reason is one among 'looks, lust, money, availability, replacement' then be ready to pay for it. It's gonna crack withing next blink.

How long it took to fall love? (Second step of safe love)
Love is not an open manhole in the sidewalk waiting for you to blindly fall into it. The facts is that the love never just happen. It takes days, weeks, and months of finding big and small ways to perpetuate the ecstasy of illicit attraction. Love is a choice - not an emotion. No love happens without a want. The faster it grows, the fastest it fails’ that’s the truth about love.

Fight/dispute and the wait time (Third step of just love)
Let there be fight, doubt, beat, let the tears flow. Pull the thread hard to test before you use to stitch with it. If the thread is weak it will cut off. There are only 2 states of love. 'it is' and 'its not' there is nothing in between. If it is, then nothing can beat it. if it is not then there is no way to help it. Dispute about anything except an entry of another person in love is always welcome and it can be patched out.

Let he/him go away. Let her/him take a walk and think about it. This is the wait time and time to fix the price of love. This is wait time, how long you can wait for your loved ones? This is time to decide what stage you are in? 'it is' or 'its not'? if 'it is' you both would be waiting for each other for years. if 'it's not' then there wont be your number in her/his most dialed numbers list by next day.

Dont try to stitch the broken egg. (Last step of love)
There is a thinnest layer between the 2 loving individuals. Made up of trust and honesty. It is so delicate that even a strong blow can tear it away. The feel of this layer is so awesome to enjoy the love. But, once it breaks just take a break up. A patch up doesn't stay for long time. honestly, think of giving a happy ending (though it never works) A happy break up is never reality because one loves too much and other loves too many :)

It is not the end, its another journey to find a proper one. At the end thank her/him for providing another opportunity to make the life beautiful with a heart that loves you.


On the other side...
I dont know the advantages of mobile and Facebook, but I know for sure these two have successfully redefined the meaning of love. Saala, if they were not there, at least girls and guys would have had some time to think and analyze why the break up happened. Falling in love for first is not so delighting than falling in love with an ex!

Thanks to Indian Electricity Board - there are living examples of people who got rebounded just because they dialed ex number while there was nothing to when there was no power supply. There is no condition for love, its eternal. We make it*


Wishing you a very Happy day of your own.
Let there be love around you always, for ever & ever


*Terms & Conditions Apply

Sunday, February 5, 2012

My First Book 'Bade Nawab'



Wooo, finally this is out of press. This is been my long time dream. Though its late but I could get this book published after 3 years.

4 years ago, when I used to get inspired by stage plays. And one year after I wrote this playwright. It reads like a historical play. Inspired by the incidents occurred in 17s. The down of Mughals and dawn of British rule. This is just a try to look at the history though a modern view. The play is contemporary to all time political system and the geeks to attain power.

My next desire it to bring on to stage performance. May be end of this years. Here is a page from original script.



Hoping to get some readers.
-Cheers


Tuesday, January 3, 2012

A Low Gravity Road -

Monday morning 5:12 AM, I was walking down the WC road near Rajaji nagar. I was thinking.... the thought budded up few hours ago while I was in bus. Was heading back to Bangalore from Ranebennur, since it was a Xmas and new year eve most of the buses were full so took a minibus to Bangalore. Settled down at the back seat and was just thinking.

Can we build a road on 'low gravity field?' My Idea was basic and simple, having the facility available for common man and burning same amount of fuel but traveling at the speed of 2 or 3x, lets say 400 to 500km/h.



The only reason that makes us to drive in limited speed is the gravity, The strength of the gravitational field is numerically equal to the acceleration of objects under its influence. This means that, ignoring air resistance, an object falling freely near the Earth's surface increases its velocity by 9.81 m/s (32.2 ft/s or 22 mph) for each second of its descent.

What if we can reduce this gravity by 9.8 to 5 or 5.5?

The possible ways to reduce the gravity is either reduce the mass of earth - which is impossible or increase the distance between road and earth surface - which is not practical. Building a road on low gravity needs to be done so high in space that, one needs few days to get on to the road. to reduce the gravity of the Earth by a factor of one million one needs to be at a distance of 6 million km from the Earth. Which is just stupid idea.

There should be a third experiment where in the gravity can be reduced to half, but how?

If we could reduce the Earth's gravity by just a few percentage points it would have a drastic difference on everything. Humans would feel peppier and not have so much wear and tear other bodies, which would probably increase their lifespan. Trees would grow much taller and in more abundance, and better able to suck more of the CO2 out of the atmosphere.

Do hell ! but do something to do it.

There would come a day, a super technology that would just do it. by then ma kids can do up n down from hubli to bangalore in an hour :) There is lot more to come before i die!